I’m not sure if you knew this, but I’m a professional photographer.

Would you like to see my wedding portfolio?

SO, Ross got me a Holga for Christmas, and I’ve been using it like crazy. Last week, I got three rolls of film developed, but upon opening my package, I made a startling discovery.

Apparently, in between taking the pictures and dropping off my rolls at Precision, I seem to have spilled water (acid?) all over the film.

Harumph. If you know me in real life, you already know how abundantly typical little accidents like these are. I’m not sure when I did this, but probably, it was a time when I didn’t have Ross around to make sure I didn’t screw anything up. Like last Sunday when I was making kombucha tea, and he entered the kitchen just as I accidentally killed the “mother” – the huge culture you use to make kombucha, which resembles a human organ.  I was inadvertently boiling it … which apparently … you aren’t supposed to do.

As Ross sagely reminded me, you can’t grow things if you kill them first.

(Also? I killed this “mother” on MOTHER’S DAY! The irony. Fortunately, I had a back-up. Culture. Not actual mother.)

But anyway, with the pictures, it’s all good! Because a tiny few did come out. Also, I ordered a Diana Camera with instant-picture capacities last weekend, and am so excited to use it. Mostly because it’s foolproof.

This is our dear friend Thiago, with another little friend of ours, Janna. How sweet are those faces?

Random van in coffee shop parking lot.

Moi!