Man jerks off in shower. Man impregnates bathtub.

I want everyone to know that I have just received the best press release from anyone, ever.  Please click to enlarge.

Back up the truck. “Accidentally impregnates his bath tub.”

The answer is yes, Bobby. An emphatic YES, I will absolutely go see this movie!

Here is a trailer for TUB:

Show times – because I’m thinking (hoping) some of you may like to join me:

March 12th at 11:15 PM (Alamo Drafthouse / Ritz)
March 15th at 9:30 PM (Alamo Drafthouse / Lamar)
March 18th at 10:45 PM (Alamo Drafthouse / Ritz)

The end.